Home » Family » Parenting » Funny Motherhood Quotes That Will Make Mom Laugh Out Loud

Funny Motherhood Quotes That Will Make Mom Laugh Out Loud


Disclosure: This post may include affiliate links. As an affiliate, I earn from qualifying purchases.

Being a mom can be a tough job if you don’t have a good sense of humor. These funny motherhood quotes make it easy to laugh about the common problems all mother face.

Funny Motherhood Quotes

#1: “I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.”

A mom holding two kids with text reading I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.

#2: “I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a Mom.” – Unknown

#3: “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller

#4: “There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it.” – Malcolm Kushner

Text on a white, blue and red background that reads There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it.

#5: “Nothing is really lost until mom can’t find it.” – Unknown

#6: The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane

a graphic of a cup of tea with text reading The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable#7: “Over the years I have learned that motherhood is much like an austere religious order, the joining of which obligates one to relinquish all claims to personal possessions.” – Nancy Stahl

#8: “Did you know, when kids go to bed, you can hear yourself think again? I sound fabulous.” – Paige Kellerman

#9: “When I raise my voice, my kids call it ‘yelling’ but I call it ‘motivational speaking’ for the selective hearing.”

a graphic of a man holding a megaphone on a yellow background with text reading When I raise my voice, my kids call it "yelling" but I call it "motivational speaking" for the selective hearing!

#10: “A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it.” – Marcelene Cox

#11: “Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.” – Unknown

#12: “Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” – Jenny McCarthy

a blue background with text reading Waking your kids up for school the first day after break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

#13: “Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable.” – Kelly Oxford

#14: “Dance like only your kid is watching. Cook like no one will scream they hate it. And sneeze like you won’t pee your pants.” – Kristin (@shriekhouse)

#15: “Motherhood is like Albania–you can’t trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there.” – Marni Jackson

Funny Mom Gifts

Are you a mom with a sense of humor? Do you have a mom who likes to laugh? Check out these funny mom gifts.

Or, have your favorite funny motherhood quote printed on a t-shirt or mug at CafePress.

Other Posts To Cheer Up Moms

  • 18 Quotes to Cheer You Up on a Bad Day – A collection of funny and inspiring quotes to cheer you up quickly when you or someone you care about are having a bad day.

  • 7 Signs You’re A Good Mom – Moms need encouragement, so here are 7 signs you’re a good mom. If you see these in yourself, give yourself a pat on the back for doing a good job as a mom.

Leave a Comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.