Being a mom can be a tough job if you don’t have a good sense of humor. These funny motherhood quotes make it easy to laugh about the common problems all mother face.
Funny Motherhood Quotes
#1: “I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.”
#2: “I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a Mom.” – Unknown
#3: “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller
#4: “There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it.” – Malcolm Kushner
#5: “Nothing is really lost until mom can’t find it.” – Unknown
#6: The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane
#7: “Over the years I have learned that motherhood is much like an austere religious order, the joining of which obligates one to relinquish all claims to personal possessions.” – Nancy Stahl
#8: “Did you know, when kids go to bed, you can hear yourself think again? I sound fabulous.” – Paige Kellerman
#9: “When I raise my voice, my kids call it ‘yelling’ but I call it ‘motivational speaking’ for the selective hearing.”
#10: “A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it.” – Marcelene Cox
#11: “Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.” – Unknown
#12: “Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” – Jenny McCarthy
#13: “Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable.” – Kelly Oxford
#14: “Dance like only your kid is watching. Cook like no one will scream they hate it. And sneeze like you won’t pee your pants.” – Kristin (@shriekhouse)
#15: “Motherhood is like Albania–you can’t trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there.” – Marni Jackson
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